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Find out what your drawing says
about the perfect career for you. | |
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You should be an arborist
or army general. |
You would be best suited
for a career that only requires one syllable words - like truck
driving. |
Perhaps you are too frightened
for any career, consider staying home from now on. |
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A life guard-waitress
is a great choice. So many submerged restaurants are understaffed. |
You would make a wonderful
crazy-guy-who-rants
on-a-park-bench-all-day.
Although the pay is lousy.
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95% of people who consult
the Bible for career advice become shepherds...not that there's
anything wrong with that. |
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Either enter the clergy
or buy a motel. |
You would do well in
a health related field where the distinctions between boils,
zits and blisters are considered important. |
The appears to be a picture
of a dance garage door. Perhaps a career in hallucinogenic drug
testing is in your future. |
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Photojournalism or tug
boat captain. |
Work building good. | Consider a job where everyone is exactly
the same...like HR! |
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An affinity to the word
"no" would make you highly suitable for Qwest Customer
Service. |
You see yourself in a
position of intrigue, possibly an informant that has to be backlit
at all times to protect your identity. |
Definitely a zookeeper! |
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If this is your signature,
then perhaps a career as a change maker at a kiddie arcade would
be about your speed.
If this is a drawing,
then the field of world domination would be best.
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Surveillance is your
best bet. |
You probably should be
a hair dresser...or perhaps you just need one. |
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It's best you just stay
at home. |
A one-eyed frowny person
is best in careers that involve a basement and dim lighting. |
We've sent the police.
Stay calm. |
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I fear this picture. |
Make a career out of
selling your non-vital organs. |
You'd make a wonderful
elementary school teacher's aide. |
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Drawing a bearded woman
shows a aptitude for side-show work. |
Be a superhero. It's
good work if you can get it. |
At first glance one might
suggest a career as a vampire, but since vampirdom isn't really
a career per se, try midwifery. |
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Politics. |
Politics. |
Politics. |
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Politics. |
Politics. |
Politics. |
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Politics. |
If you are generally
unhappy, then try being a mime, because everyone loves mimes. |
Watch out! He's sneaking
up behind you! No, but seriously folks, shepherding is no laughing
matter. Sheep can be dangerous, just ask Dr. Attenborough. |
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Professional athlete. |
Being a martyr is not
a popular choice these days, but if that's what you really want...
You can pretty much count
on having stained glass windows in your likeness...
After your dead.
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Do you want to earn them
or write them?
That's two really different
worlds.
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Is that a bomb heading
for the people? Is that you cheering it on?
Your best bet is selling
your story to CBS for a movie of the week once you're incarcerated.
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Bricklayer. |
Your hair looks painful. |
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If you can't find any
openings for pirate, try poison control. |
You could probably make
a career out of trying to interpret this drawing. |
This isn't a drawing,
so you probably want to steer clear of jobs where you have to
follow instructions. |
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If you've got excess
hot air, then the world of infomercials is your calling. |
I so sorry, Up With People
went out of business. Maybe you can find work at Disneyland. |
Politics. |
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Mattress sales! |
Se você pode ler
isso tambem, você deve trabalhar no UN. |
Any cubical position
will make you feel quite at home. |
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A star on your door means
your should be an actor, but that star is a little mis-shapen,
so perhaps a bad actor. |
Stand up comedy would
be good for you, but the arrow through the head things been so
done. |
You would be great as
candy store owner on lollipop lane, where the streets are paved
with marshmallows and everyone has cavities. |
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Politics. | |
